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PostSubject: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:44 pm

A special surprise was in store for our little goat friend. he was about to meet the love of his life, the egg. The two met at a local jam festival and it was love at first sight. This was problematic, however, as the egg had no eyes. Or a face for that matter. However, the goat knew that this is who he wanted to spend the rest of his life with. The wed the next morning and ran of to the moon of Zorlog where they lived happily ever after. That was until the egg fell from a low counter and broke. The goat tried desperately to put her back together, but to no avail.

The goat mourned the loss of his beloved egg for years until finally, he died peacefully in his sleep. they had three children, even though the egg had no reproductive organs. The children were also different species. One was a cow. One was a shark. The third was a panda.

How do I know this you ask?
Because I was the panda.


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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:48 pm

This is almost like the story about the aliens who inseminated monkeys to create the human race.
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:55 pm

That was a story of another time in which aliens were often inseminating monkeys to create the human race. However, the aliens had to make many attempts at this. They sent all of the rejects to earth to die. This is what really happened, f*ck evolution.
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:56 pm

Randomer.

You are a genius.
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 3:57 pm

Why thank-you sire.

I've been pushing this theory for ages. They called me crazy. But who's crazy NOW?
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:36 pm

The ending was.....
So...
SAD! *Bursts out crying* Sad
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 17, 2011 4:38 pm

Sir, this is not a fairy tale. This is a mind-boggling theory regarding the true origins of humans and other living things that reproduce using gametes. Prof. Randomer is about to tell us where Pokemon came from.
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:38 pm

Well you see.
Whilst the aliens were creating the humans, another alien race, who rivaled those creating humans, wanted to create beings more powerful than homosapiens. This lead to them creating the pokemon. Their genetic material was so complex that they could disintegrate and integrate in and out of spheres that these aliens came to call pokeballs. They created many different pokemon, each with their own unique powers and abilities. However, they lacked higher brain unction and one major flaw was that once summoned from the pokeball, they would mindlessly obey the individual who summoned it. The aliens didn't see this as much of a problem as they just sent them down without any pokeballs. However, they accidentally sent one down and the humans managed to replicate it and mass produce it.
Creating the pokemon trainers.
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Sun Jan 23, 2011 5:29 pm

fake & gay
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PostSubject: Re: The Goat Ran Away With the Egg!   Mon Jan 24, 2011 3:28 pm

Well that was rude sir. Sad
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